- Pointless Super Powers

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to half transform to something.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The ability to pull open push only doors

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the power to be good at something your already good at.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!