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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.
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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.
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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.
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The ability to be heard in space
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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight
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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"
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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever
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The power to see you're self in a mirror
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The power to get laid by your right hand.
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The ability to pee while standing up for men
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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.
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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people
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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid
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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)
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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.
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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor
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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever
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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.
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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.
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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.
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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.
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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.
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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.
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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!