the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!