- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to shit on the ceiling

yo mama

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

Pointless Super Powers