- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to open doors that are unlocked

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the power to write comic books

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

the power to time travel to the present

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

the power to see through windows.;.

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to fire my lazer

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to see through glass

Pointless Super Powers