- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

yo mama

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to fall in love reptiles

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to make everything worse

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to understand irony.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to get arrested

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

the power to read your own mind

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

Pointless Super Powers