- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to speak in only anime openings

Vanilla scented blood

75% levitation

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to look at Sun.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

Pointless Super Powers