- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to read your own mind

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

ability to run very fast forever

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to break bones at will.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to shit on the ceiling

open up pickles glass

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to control weather on Mars

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to stop masturbating every day

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to absolutely nothing

Pointless Super Powers