the power to see through windows.;.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to see through glass

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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cry acid tears

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to have a pointless power.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!