The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to fail at everything you do

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!