the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!