the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to be alone

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to be missed when present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!