- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think oppositely

being black

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to make your nose blink.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

Pointless Super Powers