- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power of hindsight

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to wish you had a power

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

Pointless Super Powers