The power to not see anything

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Aweonao

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to itch your teeth

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to be a snail

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to be born again

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!