The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!