The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to microwave bread

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to be born again

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to smell any point in time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!