the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to smell any point in time

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the power to do nothing

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to obey gravity

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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being black

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to predict the present

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!