The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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75% levitation

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to be blind

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to become translucent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!