The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to not see anything

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the power to be 100% pointless

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Aweonao

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to poop standing up

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!