The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to enter a coma.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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being black

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The ability to control dairy products

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!