The power to have no powers

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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blindness

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!