The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to pee while standing up

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be french.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!