the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

the power to be forever alone

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to pee any color

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to smell people's moods

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!