The power to not do it.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to see through glass

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!