- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to be normal and average

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to have no superpower

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

the ability to constantly have the fever

the ability to die on command

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to hovertate

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

Pointless Super Powers