- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

cry acid tears

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

the power to die

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to speak to toasters

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

the power to see through clear glass.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to microwave bread

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

Pointless Super Powers