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The power to only see glass.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!