The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!