The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to get fat in America

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!