The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power of hindsight

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!