- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to turn toast back into bread

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to become translucent

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to kill yourself.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

Pointless Super Powers