- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

the power to hovertate

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to read your own mind

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

ability to run very fast forever

the ability to levitate

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to break bones at will.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

open up pickles glass

The power to control weather on Mars

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Pointless Super Powers