The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!