the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to be forever alone

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to self destruct

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!