- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to read your own mind

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to have anything you want that is free.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power that turns farts into music.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

the power to turn wine into water.

75% levitation

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

the ability to blow yourself

Pointless Super Powers