The power to die

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to die

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to fly when in something flying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!