- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to smell whore

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to run Crysis.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

Pointless Super Powers