the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!