- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to think oppositely

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

being black

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to predict the present

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to chew with your tongue

Pointless Super Powers