the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to be normal and average

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32% Levitation.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the ability to die on command

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!