The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to be normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!