The power to think oppositely

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to melt your bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!