The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!