The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power drown in water

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to lock open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!