- Pointless Super Powers

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to get arrested

The power to not have a superpower

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

make youself dumb

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to never be old but died at young age

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!