The power to break bones at will.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to not care.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to think of food

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the power to sit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!