to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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lol

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to fold paper seven times

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All of aquaman's powers.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!