the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to be powerless

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to take edible shits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!