- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The ability to smell colors

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to run at 0.5mph

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

Liam Brudenell

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to wish you had a power

Being a freemason

The power to touch your toes

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

Pointless Super Powers