- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to control yourself

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

the power to be forever alone

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to fart on a plane.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

Pointless Super Powers