the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to be powerless

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he power to make mistakes

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!