- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to shrink your private parts.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to fly if you are eating.

the power to misspell

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

Pointless Super Powers