The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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A good Kisser

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!