The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to have a V8

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!