The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to see the past.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!