The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!