The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!