The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to shrink boobs

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to poo without wiping.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!