- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to be normal and average

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

Pointless Super Powers