The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!