Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to get sick

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!