- Pointless Super Powers

The power to create another human

The power to fly when your in an airplane

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to like this post

To have the power to breathe

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to break a Nokia

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!