The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to be a common person

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to read this.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!