- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

the power to turn into a tree

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to never be old but died at young age

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

the power to die on the spot

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to be normal and average

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

Pointless Super Powers