the power to read this sentence

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!