The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to see oxygen.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!